You should read this post by Tom Richmond, one of the “Usual Gang of Idiots” who draws for MAD Magazine. Tom started his first business, a caricature concession stand, in Underground Atlanta 18 years ago and had to close it down on Dec. 31. It’s a poignant summary of Underground’s evolution over the past couple of decades.

I’ll link to it even though I resent this passage in his bio, explaining why he left Atlanta:

Homesickness and a general distaste for grits and chicken fried steak caused them to consider moving back home. Then came the day Anna uttered her first “y’all”. This resulted in her clapping her hand over her mouth, hurried packing and a panicked retreat back to Minnesota.

Yeah, well, Minnesota can suck my left teat… the one that’s not iced over from freezing-ass cold (it’s cold there, right? Has Minnesota done anything else distinctive that I can turn into a punchline?).

Regional ribbing aside, it’s long past time to send Underground to the glue factory.

h/t Fresh Loaf