I’ll be in Tampa, Fla., today and most of tomorrow. Tampa is probably best-known as the birth place of famous cocaine addicts Dwight Gooden and Darryl Strawberry.
Dwight “Doc” Gooden
Darryl “Straw” Strawberry
I’ll be in town to watch Tennessee hopefully not lay another egg against a Big 10 opponent in the Hall of Fame Outback Bowl.
If you know of any good bars in Tampa, please drop me a line at rusty@radicalgeorgiamoderate.org.
I’ll save you UGA fans the embarrassment of living down to my expectations of you, and go ahead and make the crack that, yes, Straw and Doc’s prison jumpsuits are pretty close to Tennessee Orange. Volunteers are also known to have sex with half-bear, half-cat animals. Har har. Clever.
The black uniforms the Bulldogs will wear in the Sugar Bowl look like Falcons uniforms. So there.
If you’re looking for something to do while I’m gone, you can listen to our end-of-year episode of Mostly ITP.
YEAH BUT YOUR FIGHT SING HAS THAT LINE ABOUT THAT GIRL WHO WAS HALF BEAR AND HALF
oh wait … nevermind.
Actually, Strawberry’s prison jumpsuit reminded me of your shirt in the “your host” photo.
They’re kind of making the same face, too!
Ha! You’re right.