I got nothing today, so now I will rip off Tony’s idea and post some search strings people have used to find my site in the past 30 days:
- “big boy”,”construction kit”
- adultry in georgia
- all madden is bullshit
- ass georgia peach
- baby chicks in georgia
- barkers red hots
- beer drunk or liquor drunk?
- beki buelow
- bullshit talks, money walks
- chicken viola
- coming to quickly
- companies that use you up and throw you out
- compare and contrast basketball and football
- cupping balls
- dicks trix rabbit
- did john madden die?
- drunk blogging day
- dryer “”three wire dryer”" “”four wire outlet”"
- exhumed corpse photos
- fading stars
- fat fulmer as fat bastard pictures
- first time poledancing
- football gall bladder surgery
- free hit how to win lotto
- fuck with little friends suck
- gall bladder mud
- georgia bulldogs suck myspace comments
- georgia laws on sexual promiscuity
- grants for chicken houses in georgia
- hamilton asshole
- happy night fuck
- headboard fucking
- high school reunion invitation wording
- hot dog wagons atlanta
- how many times ut play rocky top in football game
- how much to get rid of phillip fulmer
- how to be beautiful head to toe
- how would you use interject in a sentence
- hunter thompson journalism wino masturbation
- i need to know how to have sex with zelda on the legend of zelda the windwaker on gc
- idiots in history
- if it bleeds it leads
- ikea tromso sex
- i’m drunk
- inanimate statue humping
- interview process at waffle house
- ivory soap mouth
- jim whitehead and bomb
- jort sec
- kroger condom
- larry blakeney accepts new position
- likeable pussies
- little known facts about me
- loss cat speckles
- make headband for baby
- morons praying for rain
- muchy muchy games
- neyland stadium fuck you bama
- overall combined score to georgia florida game
- piss on the georgia bulldogs
- prison points florida
- promiscuity smoking
- puppies week by week
- rate my balls
- restain leather couch
- right wing tavern woodstock
- ‘roger rabbit”" “”alternate ending”" death
- she said handsome not handless”"
- site:www.radicalgeorgiamoderate.org tis me
- someone said i looked like i gained weight
- tenn fuckin
- the avatar under couver
- the wrong coolant
- train was late”" “”made me late”"
- ups driver helper
- using a shoe to masturbate
- vernon jones rape
- weasels in georgia
- what does it mean to be cheesy
- what is the moderate portion of waffles
- why can we not cure the common cold?
- why do men love anal sex
- why we should get rid of myspace and facebook
- women with almost aborted children
I think these are pretty funny, but I get the feeling the people who find Tony’s site through search engines are still the weirdest and most desperate of everyone I know.
[...] the example of Tony (who’s been doing this for years) and Rusty, I decided to look up and post some search strings for my site. Unfortunately, mine are boring and [...]
AND I ASK YOU, RUSSELL …
beer drunk or liquor drunk?
I think I’m actually a little disturbed by someone trying to fuck Zelda…Princess Peach sure but Zelda?
And how high did your balls rate?
Tony,
beer drunk ftw
Patrick,
Ask Amber.
Patrick,
You’re getting your NES games confused. Princess Peach was in the Mario games.
As for how high Rusty’s balls rate, I admit I had to abandon the endeavor because I was confused by the rating system.
I used to do this regularly but have gotten lax about it. I still think the weirdest one I ever got was “speculum porn.”
I admit it Rusty, when I first stumbled across your site, I was actually searching for ways to masturbate with a shoe. You caught me.
[...] did it. Rusty did it. Amber did it. So here’s some selections from last months search strings, along with a few [...]
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