In the wake of Saturday’s debacle for the Volunteers of Tennessee against the Gators of Florida, I was nudged firmly into the Fire-Phil-Fulmer camp. I wrote a letter to Florida coach Urban Meyer thanking him for exposing the antiquated practices of the Volunteers’ coaching staff, as that game put an exclamation point on what was already obvious to some of us: that the staff hasn’t changed with the times, and is now unable to compete at a level that Tennessee fans expect.

Soon after, Corn From a Jar made the fair point that if some of us are ready to throw Phil Fulmer and his staff under the bus, that we should be able to suggest replacements. So that’s what I’m going to do here.

Here are the first ten choices to take over coaching the Tennessee football program that come to mind, in no particular order. Some of them are more realistic options than others. This list isn’t comprehensive, and isn’t meant to be “top choices” so much as “some good choices.” I haven’t vetted it much for feasibility. But I do think there’s at least an ever-so-slight chance of landing each of these coaches.

I am sure that I’m missing some good names from mid-major conferences here, and would love for you to suggest some in the comments. And if any of these choices are stupid, I’d love to hear why.

Bobby Johnson, Vanderbilt

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Chris Petersen, Boise State

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Rich Rodriguez, West Virginia

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Jon Gruden, Tampa Bay Buccaneers (NFL)

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Norm Chow, offensive coordinator, Tennessee Titans (NFL)

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Bobby Petrino, Atlanta Falcons (NFL)

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Steve Kragthorpe, Louisville

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Greg Schiano, Rutgers

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Trooper Taylor, wide receivers coach, Tennessee

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Steve Spurrier, South Carolina

Florida tried to make Steve Spurrier submit a resume when he thought he might want his old job back after a stint in the NFL. I won’t be so bold as to ask for one for this list. I do think it bears mentioning that the Ol’ Ball Coach has abandoned the Fun n’ Gun that made him famous for a conservative, ball-control, let’s-hope-Blake-Mitchell-doesn’t-screw-up style of offense at South Carolina. We should ask whether he’s lost confidence in the Fun n’ Gun or whether he’s just adapting to the players he has to work with.

Duly noted

I considered these coaches, but intentionally left them off this list:

John Chavis, defensive coordinator, Tennessee
If a change is to be made at all, house needs to be cleaned.

David Cutcliffe, offensive coordinator, Tennessee
See John Chavis.

Jimbo Fisher, offensive coordinator, Florida State
His stock was high going into this season, but has tanked with the Seminoles’ woes on offense continuing.

Cross-posted to my Rocky Top Talk diary