Remember Chicken Viola? You don’t? You mean you didn’t listen to Duane’s awesome commercial in our end-of-year episode of Mostly ITP on the Georgia Podcast Network? Shame on you. Here it is once again for you stragglers:

And here’s our brand spankin’ new, never-before-heard second commercial promoting a hot new product for Christian housewives: Gay Be Gone.

The latter will be featured in a podcast later this week.