It took Creative Loafing nearly a month to get back in touch with us after we inquired about our Best of Atlanta award. When they finally mailed it to us, this is how it arrived:

Standard brown envelope. One layer of bubble wrap. Broken glass inside. Tears on the certificate. This was printed on the envelope:







THAT SUCKS!!! And it has Mr Fangs on it! That is hang-worthy!
The good news is, we got a replacement yesterday. And it has been successfully hung!
I’ve seen that plenty of times before. It’s something you just can’t shake. The horror…the horror.
Huh huh. Hung.
Well, it was either “hung” or “hanged.” Both seem problematic. But I decided I’d rather opt for well-endowed than dead.
Yeah, that’s all great, but what about the annual Best Of party invite? Any word on that??