Bush

From CNN:

“I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

It’s funny how anyone who opposes this jackass’ stolen presidency and the just-off-the-short-bus image he projects is automatically labeled “negative” or “cynical” or “condescending.”

“That liberal sumbitch is lookin’ down his nose at me…”

It’d be easier not to if we weren’t proven so fucking right all the time.

I guess I’m supposed to purse my lips, give an acknowledging nod, wave a little American flag, and thank our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for bringing us George W. Bush to guide us through these uncertain times.

Goddamn, it’s great to be an American. Have at it with your own captions.