When did almost everybody in the fucking world get a MySpace account? Even the most computer-illiterate people I know seem to have one. Surfing around the site, I noticed comments from people I hadn’t seen or heard from in years. Since I’d mostly prefer to keep it that way, I probably shouldn’t sign up for an account myself. And why is it that close to everyone on there chooses the most hideous background images and unreadable color schemes? Most of those pages look like visual diarrhea.