That two-horse shit-stinking network is leaving a 2-point Tennessee-Witchita State game in the second half to show the tip-off of the Boston College-Montana game. Now you’ve done it, CBS. I will hunt everyone who runs your network down. I will condense all their essences into a single life form with the sheer will of my hatred. And I will smash that life form’s head with my fist, over and over, until every molecule of its tar black essence is pulverized into the red Georgia clay.