I try not to pay too much attention to national politics these days, but this is shitty news. So, the Senate Intelligence Committee finds that it’s legal for the President of the United States to spy on American citizens with no link to terrorism because the president says it’s legal to do so. Awesome. Where’s the outrage over this? Wasn’t Nixon impeached for less? At least Nixon was spying on political opponents. Bush is spying on citizens who read books.

The next logical step is for Congress to determine it’s legal for the president to eat Jewish babies because the president says it’s legal for him to eat Jewish babies.