Radical Georgia Moderate

November 27, 2005

Ripping off a Dane Cook bit

I want to somehow put myself into a situation where a complete stranger shoots me a horrified glance and says, “Oh, put that away!”

Tags: Miscellaneous
Filed at 4:56 pm

5 Responses to “Ripping off a Dane Cook bit”

Amber wrote:

I have just been informed that Dane Cook is hosting SNL next week. The wireless adapter for my Tivo better be in by then, goddammit!

Sunday, 11.27.2005 at 6:32 pm
Furious D wrote:

Okay, here’s what you do.

1 - Get involved with a local church youth group.

2 - Buy or construct a lifelike fetus hand-puppet.

3 - Write up an elaborate presentation involving your puppet detailing why killing the unborn sends a soul to hell. The “souls that never learn of Jesus cannot be saved” angle is the obvious one, of course, but feel free to go nuts with the subject matter.

4 - Present your whateveryouwanttocallit in as public and as preteen-filled an environment as the church has.

5 - Now, this step is key. When the High Christophalian Council or whatever the hell the sect you infiltrate has calls you into their Interrogation Chambers to begin the whatever, only talk to them through the puppet. I guarantee that you’ll get the desired result.

Sunday, 11.27.2005 at 10:52 pm
duane wrote:

What did you have in mind here? LOL

Monday, 11.28.2005 at 1:49 pm
Rusty wrote:

Duane,
There’s a bit where he says he wants to do something to make someone ask him, “Are you out of your fucking mind?” His example, I think, was shoving firecrackers down his pants. Then, when he really does it, the person would then say, “You really are out of your fucking mind!”

Monday, 11.28.2005 at 1:55 pm
Amber wrote:

Also, let’s not forget:

I’ll fucking kill you!!

Monday, 11.28.2005 at 3:42 pm