In trying to think about what to blog about tonight, I asked the GDGF for ideas. In a sardonic tone of voice, she responded, “You could blog about what you’re thankful for!!1!” To which I replied, “Oh, Holy Horseshit!!1!”

We pronounced our bang-bang-one-bangs. No, for serious. Except we didn’t.

So, that got me thinking about seeing the Johnny Cash biopic Monday night, and a conversation she and I had after watching a pre-flick commercial for a video game (we showed up just to watch the commercials).

VOICEOVER (from screen): “I am an elite undercover operative on a classified mission…”
GDGF: “They always are.”
ME: “Yeah, you never see a video game about someone cleaning toilets.”
GDGF: “Maybe there should be. This could be an untapped market.”
ME: “You’ve got two minutes to clean a toilet. If you don’t finish in time… … … you get another two minutes.”
GDGF: “We don’t want kids having unrealistic expectations for the future. Not everyone can be an elite undercover operative. Someone has to clean shit.”

I’ve been moving crap since 10 a.m. pretty much non-stop, so that’s all I’ve got for you. Thanks to the GDGF for helping me edit this since I’m out of it. She noticed my use of keyboard shortcuts and said, “I am so wet right now.”