Me: [singing "Here I go" by Whitesnake]
GDGF: “Don’t bring your inner redneck into this.”
Me: “He likes to watch. He’s a voyeur. He reclines in his armchair, wrapped in a confederate flag, breath smelling of whiskey and chewing tobacco, howling dog tied in the bed of his pick-up truck, shooting holes in the ceiling, jerking off ’til the cows come home.”