MARIETTA, GA. — With cheers from his private cabinet of adoring (and intoxicated) sports and political nuts echoing throughout the Radical Georgia Moderate War Room, Rusty announced today there would be a 2005 iteration of his popular NCAA football picks contest.
“It’s a great opportunity for my real-life and Internet friends to drive up the traffic on my Web site,” he said before swigging delicious bourbon from a plastic flask marked with an Orange Power T [the University of Tennessee logo - Ed].
“And there’s gonna be an actual prize this year rookie beeotches!” he added before falling off his bar stool. When asked what the prize would be, he started to climb back up his bar stool and said, “That’s what marketing types refer to as a teaser. It builds The Hype surrounding an event.”
Rusty said he always uses improper capitalizations when he speaks. That habit is rumored to stem from his delusions of grandeur.
“Ben Franklin did it, so why not me?” he said, chortling and letting out a breath flammable enough to blow up the upper deck at Neyland Stadium had some dumbass lit a match within 500 feet of it.
What made his contest successful last year, said Politics 101 Web mistress Mae, was a lower entrance barrier than other similar contests.
“It’s not, like, other, like, contests, where you, like, have to bet against the, like, spread,” Mae said.
Its mechanics are simple: Rusty posts a game schedule for all top 25 teams accompanied by Las Vegas odds. In the comments section, players write down games where they want to pick against the odds. Every game where a player chooses the winning team with or against the odds counts for 1 point. Whomever has accumulated the most points at the end of the year wins.
“If a Georgia grad can do it, anybody can,” said Jen, Web mistress of Audacity, who won last year’s contest.
There are two changes to the format this year, Rusty said.
Last year’s contest was based around the Associated Press Top 25 poll. Since AP will not be factored into the Bowl Championship Series standings this year, Rusty decided to switch to the ESPN/USA Today poll.
“The polls are bullshit anyway, but what else can a school’s athletic department measure its dick against?” Rusty asked rhetorically. “People need defined boundaries of cocksmanship, even if they are superficial.”
The other departure from last year is bowl games will be integrated into the regular contest since demand for a second set of picks was low last year.
There’s no entry fee to enter the contest. A full set of rules and information about the prize to be offered will be posted tomorrow along with another special surprise wager opportunity just for bloggers who attended the University of Georgia.






bring it. my money is on a UGA graduate. hopefully, me.
There’s more to come for you special UGA peeps.
And the media’s misquotes continue on..
Bring. It. On.
Let the games begin
Vols…vols..vols…
So, anyway, over a nightcap with Mack Brown, he says to me, “Mel…(he calls me ‘Mel’ - its an inside joke)…you know how I get this time of year, all antsy and binge drinking? Well, and like in years past, I’ve been having some problems with the depth chart. You think you could give it some of that Mel-P treatment?”
Secretly, I thought, “Good God, Mack…you really need to get your shit together already. I can’t keep doing this for you.”
But, like a good Texan, I just sighed, “Sure, Mack. I’ll rough one out for Lafayette, and then we can just go from there.”
He looked relieved.
Besides, I’ve got a bit of a voyeuristic streak - I’m ready to see Selvin Young get some action.
Which is to say, I’m in like sin.
It’s a little-known fact that I drew up Tennessee’s offensive game plan against Memphis in 1996. So ended my one-week stint as defensive coordinator.
Wow, for a 17-year-old you were really going places! (Insert obligatory “What happened?” here. But I didn’t say it, oh no, I didn’t.
Once I get home I’m going to be busting out the red and black, biatches. Try not to let the sheer number of UGA grads lining up intimidate you.
And with regard to this design, the grass is awesome. But that ugly orange shit has got to go.
Ha, Jen. That little G sure looks tiny next to all the orange and white checkerboard. The orange border surrounding it looks good too.
Well, shit fire and save the matches! This design is appreciably better than the one you posted up the other day.
I need only adjust the contrast on my screen to give the appearance of burnt orange.
I still think it would be cool if you had a background color with some opacity on the entries. (Of course, it wouldn’t work in IE, but who gives a fuck about IE?) But then, hey, what do I know, right? It can be annoying when people hang around telling you what you should and shouldn’t do with your web site. So I’ll stop.
Cut me some slack. It’s 6:20 AM.
I tried a lot of different designs with different-shaded backgrounds, but none of them looked right to me. I think it’s because the end zones, logo, and single background give the theme symmetry that putting a different-shaded background in somewhere takes away. Yeah. Or something.
rusty,
the personal invite alone is enough to warrant me kicking your readers pool asses…. besides, they all worship UGA and GATech sports like they are fucking gods of college pigskin.
Fuck UGA. I hope the prize is a bbq sandwich from Corky’s BBQ in tennessee!!
ps–Louisville 16-0
Rusty, you must be kidding me with this new site design of yours.
I can’t wait to savor the moment when UGA pulls off an upset victory over your Vols.
In fact, I’ll be back here bragging about hit.
Go DAWGS!!!!
Oh, it’s no joke Andre, and it will stay like this through the UGA game in October for certain. Stay tuned for a wager opportunity for Bulldogs fans. It will be posted soon.
I’m in biotches. My guesses will be based on exactly that…guessing. I will lose this, but we will still beat GA. That’s all that matters.
Rusty … at trivia, you’ve seen just how much I know about sports. What I know about sports are strange little facts I’ve picked up by half-hearted listening to Skip Carey (”You know, Rafael Belliard keeps an 8.5-pound trout in his pants from the 3rd to the 5th inning … and the pitch!“) or through a vague recollection of the backs of football cards I collected in grade school (”Walter Payton’s nickname was Sweetness.”)
Even still, I’m in.
Radical Georgia Moderate - 2005 NCAA football picks
This past Sunday, Rusty “Who the f*ck kicked my barstool” Tanton, proprietor of the politically ambiguous Radical Georgia Moderate announced the kickoff of his 2005 NCAA football picks contest. It’s really quite simple. Each week you give a thumbs u…
Hmm…UC Santa Cruz just had a vollyball team. GO Banana Slugs!
After tonight’s mastery of College Football trivia (assisted by you, but I brought the Oregon points home, biotch), I say “bring it on!”
And GO DAWGS!
And this UT shit next to my post is meaningless. Its temporary until my Gravatar thing is active. Meh. Mothershucker.
[...] It’s round 1, let the trash talking and whining begin! Anybody is welcome to participate and it won’t cost you anything. See this post for rules (how to submit picks, etc.). See this post or leave a comment or email me if you have any questions about just what the hell this contest is. Remember, there’s a $50 Amazon gift certificate at stake, so choose carefully! [...]