You know what’s more goddamn fun than nearly anything else in the goddamn world? Making the goddamn Baby Jesus cry. Long story short, there was some humping in a goddamn church parking lot last night, and a latex present for the church’s goddamn janitor in one of the parking spaces. That was post-trivia, and post-many Sweetwaters, of-goddamn-course.

Any-goddamn-hoo…

What’s going on in the goddamn world today? Aside from me tying on many-a-plenty goddamn beers again despite only three hours of goddamn sleep (mostly due to all the goddamn fucking)?

Here’s a goddamn joke for you: the AJC headline reads Perdue, legislators vow action on eminent domain (login). Yet, it was those same goddamn legislators who were pushing for eminent domain to be tacked on to their goddamn public-private partnership bill. Goddamn whichever way the wind blows flipfloppers. At least the AJC article EVENTUALLY got around to mentioning that little goddamn fact:

Democrats argue that GOP leaders are being hypocrites on the issue, since many Republicans unsuccessfully pushed Senate Bill 5 earlier this year - legislation that critics said would encourage the use of eminent domain to acquire land for economic development projects.

Of course, that wasn’t until the eighth goddamn graf, with 290 goddamn words already in the bag. Stupid goddamn peoples’ attention spans dwindle after about 200 goddamn words, so chances are there weren’t a lot of readers who even got to that part.