You know what’s more goddamn fun than nearly anything else in the goddamn world? Making the goddamn Baby Jesus cry. Long story short, there was some humping in a goddamn church parking lot last night, and a latex present for the church’s goddamn janitor in one of the parking spaces. That was post-trivia, and post-many Sweetwaters, of-goddamn-course.
Any-goddamn-hoo…
What’s going on in the goddamn world today? Aside from me tying on many-a-plenty goddamn beers again despite only three hours of goddamn sleep (mostly due to all the goddamn fucking)?
Here’s a goddamn joke for you: the AJC headline reads Perdue, legislators vow action on eminent domain (login). Yet, it was those same goddamn legislators who were pushing for eminent domain to be tacked on to their goddamn public-private partnership bill. Goddamn whichever way the wind blows flipfloppers. At least the AJC article EVENTUALLY got around to mentioning that little goddamn fact:
Democrats argue that GOP leaders are being hypocrites on the issue, since many Republicans unsuccessfully pushed Senate Bill 5 earlier this year - legislation that critics said would encourage the use of eminent domain to acquire land for economic development projects.
Of course, that wasn’t until the eighth goddamn graf, with 290 goddamn words already in the bag. Stupid goddamn peoples’ attention spans dwindle after about 200 goddamn words, so chances are there weren’t a lot of readers who even got to that part.






Now you just need to actually make it into the church and leave a couple of stains on the pews…that will really make Jesus cry…especially if you get it in his eye.
Good idea! Even better, shoot a load into the Holy Water.
“Father, your blessing was a little salty this week…”
Yeah, you might as well. Because you sure as hell better not be using a condom. Those things cause cancer, you know. And remember! A marriage certificate prevents STDs! (Can’t take credit for that last part, I read it somewhere the other day…)
Geez the really sad thing about that comment Amber is that there are idiots in this country that would believe all that.
Yeah, well check out some of the other shit they believe.
Try not to gauge your eyes out. It’ll be tough.
Ok yeah another reason my son is being home-schooled.
That whole thing just pisses me off…how do we allow people to get away with this shit?!? We could basically wipe out unwanted pregnancies and STD’s in this country if people would get their heads out of their asses and realize that kids are going to fuck no matter what you tell them and you might as well get them ready beforehand then after. Arrgrghrhrhr
Goddamn
No, no, Patrick, you’ve got it all backwards! We could wipe out unwanted pregnancies and STDs if we make everybody realize that God’s plan is for everyone to remain abstinent until marriage - and if we keep working hard enough, soon everyone will realize it, and there will be no more sex before marriage, and no more STDs because no one will ever have an affair or get divorced and remarried or somesuch, and there will be no more unwanted pregnancies, because everyone wants to have children once they’re married!
It’ll be a beautiful world. Yes it will.