Radical Georgia Moderate

I like designing banners for theme weeks because it makes them feel more official. In the case of 20-Goddamn-Per-Post Week, the thought crossed my mind there might be other like-minded heathens who’d enjoy participating in a similar goddamn-overuse exercise. It’s fun and therapeutic! Say it out loud to yourself. It’s almost as versatile as fuck.

• The goddamn Braves have a winning record again this year, but we all know Bobby Cox will choke in the goddamn playoffs again.
• I don’t give a good goddamn about the goddamn color of the goddamn place mats! Just pick a goddamn color and don’t ever ask me for interior decorating advice again, goddamn it!
• It’s a goddamn shame I’ll miss church on Sunday. And every Sunday from here on out. My soul needs some goddamn therapy after that hooker laced my blow and gave me a goddamn Drano enema.
• I’m going to download iTunes 4.9 today so I can see what the goddamn hype is about.
• The goddamn president will be on TV tonight to blow more goddamn smoke up our collective goddamn asses pertaining to the deteriorating goddamn situation in the ground fighting resulting from his noble goddamn lie.

Anyway, point is, feel free to pilfer the banner and the 20-Goddamn-Per-Post Week idea. The banner is a mostly black and white GIF file with a transparent background, so it will match close to any goddamn decor.

UPDATE: Here’s some bonus goddamns for you. This quote is from H. Ray Newman Sr., a spokesman for the Georgia Baptist Convention’s ethics and Public Affairs division, as quoted by the AJC in this article (login) about counties trying to interpret rulings on Ten (goddamn) Commandments displays:

“We would like to see God acknowledged in the public arena,” Newman said. “But by removing the commandments from the courthouse walls, they’re saying we will not be able to do it. If it’s on display, I don’t believe the government is telling us we have to believe in God. It simply acknowledges that there is a God.”

For those looking for a prime example of who I’m referring to when I mention a goddamn theocrat, look no further. Would that equivocating goddamn windbag say the same thing if verses from the goddamn Quran were posted in front of the courthouse? I think not. Goddamn hypocritical lying goddamn bullshitter.