I got to watch Star Wars Ep. III tonight on Lush’s dime which, as I said before, was the only way I’d watch the new film. (tangent: Star Whores was always one of my favorite parody film titles used by the porn industry, right up there with Pump Fiction) My expectations were so low entering the film it would have been impossible for it to be worse than I thought. And, to its (sort of) credit, it wasn’t. Time for a short attention span review, because it doesn’t really deserve actual paragraphs…
Dialogue: painful
Dramatic tension: zero
Acting: sheisser
Explosions and fights: too many, became desensitizing after the first three minutes
Length: at least half an hour too long
Fanboy hard-on from seeing the Vader suit in action for the first time in 20 years: absent
So there you go.
Since this is supposedly the best movie of the three, it’s a good thing I never wasted any time watching the previous two.
Another good porn name:
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Yeah I agree with all those points…but still had fun.
Well, I’m going to see it tonight. I’ll be sure to post my review.
I remember basically nothing from Episode II (and not much from Episode I), so this should be interesting.
i totally disagree
there are a lot democratic ideals expressed in the movie and some great moments.
my favorite line being before the anakin and ob-wan battle where ob-wan tells anakin he can help him and anakin says “if you are not with me, then you are against me”
and ob-wan replies that “only sith’s deal in absolutes”