Says the Legislature: Ethics legislation? Golly, that’s hard. Banning genital piercing? We’re right on top of it (login). It seems to me if someone is willing to endure the risk of infections and a loss of sensitivity purely for cosmetic purposes, that should be punishment enough. Since this ban only applies to women, I guess I have another year to shove sharp objects through my scrotum legally.
The bill is HB10, for those keeping score. I would have mentioned in the first paragraph that the bill only applies to girls under 18, but that would have ruined the set-up for my scrotum remark.
In other BIG BIG NEWS, the Legislature voted to make Oct. 8 Georgia’s official Bill Elliot Day (login). Goddamn, it’s great to know my taxpayer dollars are being spent wisely.
Bill Elliot day….hmmm….yeah we’re realy working hard on shedding that southern inbred redneck image in this state aren’t we?
I can’t wait until my tax dollars go toward funding a $70 million NASCAR museum because you know that day is around the corner too.
In related news…which state is going to try to have the annual Ned Beatty “Squeal like a pig day?” In another bold move the Southern states are also going stop offering improvement bonds to raise money. Instead commemorative plates, and shitty silver coins will be sold for the state by The Franklin Mint.
What pissed me off was when I was told BILL ELLIOTT wasn’t even a native Georgian!
On Bill Elliott day 285 will become a very large circut course. But only outside lane becasuse those NASCAR fans only turn left
Oh yeah, another stupid state mandate passed: Part of your insurance will be forced to pay for someone else’s chlamidia.
Talk about the innocent policyholders who’re getting screwed!
I’m surprised someone didn’t come up with a catchy name for that piece of legislation like Clap Trap.