Radical Georgia Moderate

March 31, 2005

Smash

Tags: Caption Contests
Filed at 10:20 am

tony wrote:

How To Perform An Autopsy On A Vegetable.

Thursday, 03.31.2005 at 10:31 am
Dylan wrote:

At 8:01 AM Eastern Standard Time, Terry Schiavo died today.

Thursday, 03.31.2005 at 12:00 pm
tony wrote:

I guess that makes me the asshole. Whatever.

Thursday, 03.31.2005 at 1:36 pm
Conservative Eric wrote:

Missing O.J. Simpson evidence. RIP Johnnie Cochrane.

Thursday, 03.31.2005 at 1:55 pm
mae wrote:

i hate my life!

Thursday, 03.31.2005 at 3:04 pm
Conservative Eric wrote:

This is what happened to little Anne when she couldn’t keep her damn mouth shut on the annual “Take your daughter to work” day.

Thursday, 03.31.2005 at 5:46 pm
rdturpin wrote:

Well, your gonorrhea is cleared up, son. Be more careful the next time you’re with a member of the White House Press Corps.

Next in line, please!

Friday, 04.01.2005 at 2:13 pm