Spongebob Square Pants, a cartoon character, advocates tolerating all people without taking their sex lives into account. Buster Bunny, also a cartoon character, visits a lesbian family living in Vermont during a segment discussing how different types of families are composed. Both of those segments, involving fictional characters, stirred the contempt of “family values” organizations. Yet, when in real life a prostitute and plagiarist is given access to the most powerful man in the world — with the assistance of the “family values” White House — there was not a whisper of protest. Hypocrites and jellyfish, they are. Check this article, where Bill Berkowitz tries to solicit some sort of statement from some of the groups regarding PropaGannon. Money segment:

[A Focus on the Family] administrative assistant called me to say that no one there could answer my questions about Gannon. She said a lot of folks were out sick and no one was available. “Would someone be available tomorrow or Thursday,” I asked. She pointed out that no one would be available the following day or the day after to talk about this issue. “Next week?” “No.”

Several times from several sources, I’ve heard a rumor that strip club patronage doubled in Atlanta when the Southern Baptist Convention was held in the city in 1999. Google didn’t give me a good reference, so that should still be taken as hearsay.

Most of these people who feign outrage about about the way other people behave when it doesn’t affect them in any tangible way often have suppressed desires to partake in the behavior themselves.

Getting past the verbal constipation, what I’m saying is James Dobson is a homo.