I‘ve been watching Clear and Present Danger on TBS. There’s a part where a voice analyst pinpoints the regions of the world one of the drug cartel advisers has lived in and been educated in by the way he speaks. I want someone to run one of those tests on me. I’ve been told my speech patterns are all over the place. There are Southern “ain’ts” and “ya’lls” sometimes followed immediately by a seeming Massachusetts-sounding accent on other words. I’d just like to hear the analysis, because I’m curious to hear how I picked that up myself, considering Tennessee is as close to the Mason-Dixon line as I’ve ever lived.