What’s up with crazy WSB television news personality Monica Kaufman? Every time I flip the channel to her corner of the airwaves, she’s re-mangled her hair and found another outfit that appears as if it might jump off her skin and attack the camera. That’s what I get for watching TV. I know this has been going on for a while.

Also, I just noticed the WSB TV website has a dating section. Is that not one of the stranger tie-ins you’ve ever heard? Why would I turn to WSB to bolster my sad love life?

Random whiskey-soaked thought to end your evening/morning:

“If you own a rug, you own too much.” - Jack Kerouac