I found this on Tony Simon’s site. Hilarious. If you can get past the tone and the language and quit laughing for a few seconds, there are several solid points raised. Here’s my favorite:

Let’s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we’re-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

I first saw that statistic on Stockton and Tweed’s site, though I wasn’t able to find the exact URL for the post. The moral of that story is, umm, that the Religious Right doesn’t have a monopoly on morals. Obviously, it will take a little more civility to get that point across.